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Cyril Smith with his bucket and mop

Coming down the corridor

Slop, slop, slop.

Cyril Smith coming for you,

Cyril Smith, Boo hoo hoo.

Cyril Smith, he is a great man

Known to the Queen

Throughout the land.

Cyril Smith, he’s at your door

Knock, knock, knock,

You’re on the floor.

Slopping and slushing

Cyril’s here.

Slopping and slushing

Have no fear.

Weep, weep,weep,

Cyril’s had his way

Weep, weep,weep

You’re Cyril’s, OK!

You took it hard,

You took it well.

Now you know

Welcome to Hell.

Anon.

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